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“Ok Tekari I’m going to make you laugh no matter what” Tekari raises her left brow and tilts her head slightly. “Huh”. Jericho grabs Tekari and sits her down in an old arm chair then pulls out a television set and puts in a video. The screen turns on and the title screen displays Smokey The Bear and the Ninja Bunnies Vs the Evil Flamethrower CEO and his cubical legion. The forest quietly sings when all of the sudden the forest burst in to flames as the evil laugh from the mighty CEO rings out and the sounds of legion fill the forest. They begin marching over the forest knocking down its trees and crushing all the innocent forest creatures that stand in their way. “Burn IT ALL we must build more useless oil wells that will never be used”. The forests run from the evil armies with their Briefcase shields and newspaper swords. “All is lost” the forest creatures scream. “Fear not my furry friends only you can prevent forest fires” A mighty figure stands over the burning forest and an icy frost radiates from a mighty shovel in his hands. “ATTACK MY NINJA BUNNIES OF DOOM!!!” Out of the shadows bunnies armed with kunai shrunken and katanas. They charge into the legions of cubical warriors destroying their shields and fighting kunfu style. The CEO begins his counter attack and deploys his flamethrower putting gouges in the bunnies lines. The mighty shovel of Smokey fires an ice beam and destroys the Flamethrower. “Now you have no power evil CEO ha”. The CEO gives a little evil grin “No you forget our SECRECT WEAPON!!! Deploy the… Tech guy.” The tech geeks come out armed with their copy machine artillery and begin the assault upon the last of the bunny hordes. The battle field is covered in paper cut bunnies and kunaied Cubical warriors, the CEO charges at the mighty smoky the bear when a voice shouts in the distant. “STOP I bring a strongly worded letter from the government to stop this madness!” The scene randomly stops and the TV shuts off. “WHY WON”T YOU LAUGH TEKARI!!” “ because that’s not funny,” Tekari sits staring at Jericho then begins to smirk. “what’s so funny” Tekari