Tuesday, February 23, 2010
highlighted story
“Ok Tekari I’m going to make you laugh no matter what” Tekari raises her left brow and tilts her head slightly. “Huh”. Jericho grabs Tekari and sits her down in an old arm chair then pulls out a television set and puts in a video. The screen turns on and the title screen displays Smokey The Bear and the Ninja Bunnies Vs the Evil Flamethrower CEO and his cubical legion. The forest quietly sings when all of the sudden the forest burst in to flames as the evil laugh from the mighty CEO rings out and the sounds of legion fill the forest. They begin marching over the forest knocking down its trees and crushing all the innocent forest creatures that stand in their way. “Burn IT ALL we must build more useless oil wells that will never be used”. The forests run from the evil armies with their Briefcase shields and newspaper swords. “All is lost” the forest creatures scream. “Fear not my furry friends only you can prevent forest fires” A mighty figure stands over the burning forest and an icy frost radiates from a mighty shovel in his hands. “ATTACK MY NINJA BUNNIES OF DOOM!!!” Out of the shadows bunnies armed with kunai shrunken and katanas. They charge into the legions of cubical warriors destroying their shields and fighting kunfu style. The CEO begins his counter attack and deploys his flamethrower putting gouges in the bunnies lines. The mighty shovel of Smokey fires an ice beam and destroys the Flamethrower. “Now you have no power evil CEO ha”. The CEO gives a little evil grin “No you forget our SECRECT WEAPON!!! Deploy the… Tech guy.” The tech geeks come out armed with their copy machine artillery and begin the assault upon the last of the bunny hordes. The battle field is covered in paper cut bunnies and kunaied Cubical warriors, the CEO charges at the mighty smoky the bear when a voice shouts in the distant. “STOP I bring a strongly worded letter from the government to stop this madness!” The scene randomly stops and the TV shuts off. “WHY WON”T YOU LAUGH TEKARI!!” “ because that’s not funny,” Tekari sits staring at Jericho then begins to smirk. “what’s so funny” Tekari
Audience anylisis
Genre
Comedy/Parody
Target Audience
Gender: both
Age: 18-35
Interests: Animated shorts, Animated Graphic novels, Parody comedy, Gaming
Habits: Eats at computer/tv, doesn’t enjoy being pestered for other things, carries computer everywhere that way they can always have fun on hand.
Other things they like to watch or read: Animated comedy parodies, mangas, Monty Python flicks
What they do in spare time: play games watch TV rinse cycle repeat
Things they buy: Games, Old movies, soft drinks and Ramen Noodles
Residence possibilities: At home with parents, in apartment, or college dorm
Income Level: 0-$75,000
Maximum education: Up too Bachelors degree
Other Factors: Audience will have wide since of humor ranging from slapstick to parody also they will most likely not be an environmentalist since the story involves making fun of Smokey the Bear.
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Obituary
Obituary of Tekari Allatasia Valor
Today we honor the late Queen Tekari Allatasia Valor who passed on last night quietly in her sleep at the age of 109. The peaceful terms of her death were a well deserved break from the chaos that consumed her life.
Tekari the only daughter and third child of King Ulrich Valor was brought into this world March 17 EC341 in the great city of Havbesegrare capital of Aulzuria. Born on the year of shadow she was brought up during the first war with Ponos, she suffered the loss of her mother and her two older brothers during this time. At the end of the war King Ulrich finally allowed for his daughter to pick up the sword Tekari then went on to found the Aulzurian sword dancers. Well known for her assistance as one of the travlers companions she succeeded to the thrown at the age of 31. Queen Tekari led us through many troubled times from the great plague to the final war with Ponos in which she lead our forces to final victory over them. Many people saw the Queen as a strong and wise leader but she was also a compassionate one lending great aid to our fellow humans and the elvaan tribes of the mainland. Because of her wise rule Aulzuria for the first time knew peace. Although she never married she did have one son though the uproar of the traditionalists and the church was great she soon emitted that she was engaged to the boys father yet he passed before she could ever receive ceremony.
By order of King Grinvek Valor only son of the late Queen the funeral display will begin at noon tomorrow inside the Grand Cathedral of Havbesegrare. The showing will close at 4 pm in which a parade will be held in our queens honor and she will be granted the title Tekari the Great. May we not be in grief for our queen has gone home to sit beside her Fathers both heavenly and earthly amen.
Today we honor the late Queen Tekari Allatasia Valor who passed on last night quietly in her sleep at the age of 109. The peaceful terms of her death were a well deserved break from the chaos that consumed her life.
Tekari the only daughter and third child of King Ulrich Valor was brought into this world March 17 EC341 in the great city of Havbesegrare capital of Aulzuria. Born on the year of shadow she was brought up during the first war with Ponos, she suffered the loss of her mother and her two older brothers during this time. At the end of the war King Ulrich finally allowed for his daughter to pick up the sword Tekari then went on to found the Aulzurian sword dancers. Well known for her assistance as one of the travlers companions she succeeded to the thrown at the age of 31. Queen Tekari led us through many troubled times from the great plague to the final war with Ponos in which she lead our forces to final victory over them. Many people saw the Queen as a strong and wise leader but she was also a compassionate one lending great aid to our fellow humans and the elvaan tribes of the mainland. Because of her wise rule Aulzuria for the first time knew peace. Although she never married she did have one son though the uproar of the traditionalists and the church was great she soon emitted that she was engaged to the boys father yet he passed before she could ever receive ceremony.
By order of King Grinvek Valor only son of the late Queen the funeral display will begin at noon tomorrow inside the Grand Cathedral of Havbesegrare. The showing will close at 4 pm in which a parade will be held in our queens honor and she will be granted the title Tekari the Great. May we not be in grief for our queen has gone home to sit beside her Fathers both heavenly and earthly amen.
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
story
Short story
“Ok Tekari I’m going to make you laugh no matter what” Tekari raises her left brow and tilts her head slightly. “Huh”. Jericho grabs Tekari and sits her down in an old arm chair then pulls out a television set and puts in a video. The screen turns on and the title screen displays Smokey The Bear and the Ninja Bunnies Vs the Evil Flamethrower CEO and his cubical legion. The forest quietly sings when all of the sudden the forest burst in to flames as the evil laugh from the mighty CEO rings out and the sounds of legion fill the forest. They begin marching over the forest knocking down its trees and crushing all the innocent forest creatures that stand in their way. “Burn IT ALL we must build more useless oil wells that will never be used”. The forests run from the evil armies with their Briefcase shields and newspaper swords. “all is lost” the forest creatures scream. “Fear not my furry friends only you can prevent forest fires” A mighty figure stands over the burning forest and an icy frost radiates from a mighty shovel in his hands. “ATTACK MY NINJA BUNNIES OF DOOM!!!” Out of the shadows bunnies armed with kunai shrunken and katanas. They charge into the legions of cubical warriors destroying their shields and fighting kunfu style. The CEO begins his counter attack and deploys his flamethrower putting gouges in the bunnies lines. The mighty shovel of Smokey fires an ice beam and destroys the Flamethrower. “Now you have no power evil CEO ha” . The CEO gives a little evil grin “No you forget our SECRECT WEAPON!!! Deploy the… Tech guy.” The tech geeks come out armed with their copy machine artillery and begin the assault upon the last of the bunny hordes. The battle field is covered in paper cut bunnies and kunaied Cubical warriors, the CEO charges at the mighty smoky the bear when a voice shouts in the distant. “STOP I bring a strongly worded letter from the government to stop this madness!” The scene randomly stops and the TV shuts off. “WHY WON”T YOU LAUGH TEKARI!!” Tekari sits staring at Jericho then begins to smirk. “what’s so funny” Tekari points behind Jericho and quietly whispers your ass is on fire.
“Ok Tekari I’m going to make you laugh no matter what” Tekari raises her left brow and tilts her head slightly. “Huh”. Jericho grabs Tekari and sits her down in an old arm chair then pulls out a television set and puts in a video. The screen turns on and the title screen displays Smokey The Bear and the Ninja Bunnies Vs the Evil Flamethrower CEO and his cubical legion. The forest quietly sings when all of the sudden the forest burst in to flames as the evil laugh from the mighty CEO rings out and the sounds of legion fill the forest. They begin marching over the forest knocking down its trees and crushing all the innocent forest creatures that stand in their way. “Burn IT ALL we must build more useless oil wells that will never be used”. The forests run from the evil armies with their Briefcase shields and newspaper swords. “all is lost” the forest creatures scream. “Fear not my furry friends only you can prevent forest fires” A mighty figure stands over the burning forest and an icy frost radiates from a mighty shovel in his hands. “ATTACK MY NINJA BUNNIES OF DOOM!!!” Out of the shadows bunnies armed with kunai shrunken and katanas. They charge into the legions of cubical warriors destroying their shields and fighting kunfu style. The CEO begins his counter attack and deploys his flamethrower putting gouges in the bunnies lines. The mighty shovel of Smokey fires an ice beam and destroys the Flamethrower. “Now you have no power evil CEO ha” . The CEO gives a little evil grin “No you forget our SECRECT WEAPON!!! Deploy the… Tech guy.” The tech geeks come out armed with their copy machine artillery and begin the assault upon the last of the bunny hordes. The battle field is covered in paper cut bunnies and kunaied Cubical warriors, the CEO charges at the mighty smoky the bear when a voice shouts in the distant. “STOP I bring a strongly worded letter from the government to stop this madness!” The scene randomly stops and the TV shuts off. “WHY WON”T YOU LAUGH TEKARI!!” Tekari sits staring at Jericho then begins to smirk. “what’s so funny” Tekari points behind Jericho and quietly whispers your ass is on fire.
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